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Halloween is just around the corner. That means the vampires are coming out of their coffins, and they’re all going to the dentist! It’s time to get your dad jokes on and tell these jokes to your kid, especially at the dentist office:

Q: What did the vampire say after his dental appointment?
A: Fangs very much!

Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath.

Q: What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy?
A: Ultra-Bite

Q: How are vampires like false teeth?
A: They both come out at night!

Q: Why did the vampire get hired as a dentist?
A: He was very CAPE-able!

Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula’s dentist!

Q: What tool does a vampire dentist use to pull teeth?
A: Vampliers

Q: What time was the vampire’s dentist appointment?
A: TOOTH-thirty

Halloween is a lovely holiday, but it can sometimes do a number on your family’s teeth. It’s ok to eat candy, but it’s also good to have a plan for keeping your teeth healthy. If you need help coming up with a plan for your family, you can call North Texas Smiles in Fort Worth, Texas at 817-732-9341 to talk to a friendly member of our staff or to set up an appointment with Dr. Justin Warcup. Have a great Halloween season!